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Watched BSG: Razor & 1st episode of season 4 in HD last night. It’s going to be difficult...

Sep 28th

Man am I glad I’m not a Chiefs fan. Twitter is ripe with disappointment.

Sep 28th

I’m at Chipotle in Kansas City, MO http://gowal.la/s/3EG

Sep 28th

I made some art tonight. http://twitpic.com/jgbk8

Sep 28th

Putting in 1/2 a day before heading to STL for @benjaminfolds concert number 62. Hoping to hear the...

Sep 28th

“We’ve angered Poland & France?” What are they gonna do, surrender to us?...

Sep 28th

This day is getting better. Just fixed an iPhone and I found $5 in my pocket.

Sep 28th

Beautiful image gallery of The Status of Liberty. http://tinyurl.com/yen2a2c My favorite:...

Sep 28th

Lunch at the Cheesecake factory and then off to STL for Ben Folds!!!

Sep 28th

I see how it is, and that makes me quite sad.

Sep 27th

To do: Groceries, get 2 HDMI cables, assemble TV stand, run speaker wires, shower (I’m covered...

Sep 27th

I’m off to a pumpkin patch… If the pumpkin monsters eat me, I leave my TV to @Jared Cash...

Sep 27th

Caught an amazing production of Alice in Wonderland last night at the Off Center Theater. This is...

Sep 27th

Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: The Beatles - 70. Elvis Costello - 37. Miles Davis - 37....

Sep 27th

I’m kinda surprised by my top 3 #lastfm artists this week. The Beatles - 70. Elvis Costello -...

Sep 27th

So frackin’ cool. http://twitpic.com/izbq0

Sep 25th

Wants to wish all the Plaza folks good luck as they trudge through the art fair this weekend. Try...

Sep 25th

AMEN!! RT @sharosen: Apple Store CCP opened 5yrs ago - my life is so much better because of friends...

Sep 25th

Home from work with some of the new toys. I can’t wait til the rest of it arrives tomorrow!!!

Sep 25th

Karaoke pals, WATCH OUT! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0924091karaoke1.html

Sep 25th

I feel so dirty - I’m using my work PC while this whole MacBook thing gets sorted out. At...

Sep 25th

Now I’m being treated to some @countingcrows. Is Apple using my iTunes library for their hold...

Sep 25th

Speaking of The New Heathers, @thatvegangirl would like them since it’s basically @ludorock...

Sep 25th

Don’t forget to restart your iPhone before trying to send MMS, losers....

Sep 25th

iPhone MMS thus far behaving exactly as expected: A massive failure on AT&T’s part.

Sep 25th

I can’t wait to get off work and head over to a comic shop and pick up the Old Man Logan...

Sep 24th

At McCoy’s, about to enjoy a burger while my Sox try and fare better than they have over the...

Sep 24th

Thanks for the back-to-back renditions of All Along the Watchtower, iTunes. I prefer DMB’s...

Sep 24th

Now we have a game! Wake up, Boston!!!!!!

Sep 24th

OUCH! that look like it hurt!

Sep 24th

Today is a day for wearing pants. Unfortunately.

Sep 24th

Getting the MacBook checked out. — at Apple Store http://gowal.la/s/3Jt

Sep 23rd

RT @alyankovic: I hope I live long enough to see either the end of strife in the Middle East or the...

Sep 23rd

It’s really weird to see the celebs I follow on Twitter tweeting each other during the Emmys...

Sep 22nd

DR HORRIBLE HIJACKS THE EMMYS!!!! http://bit.ly/3mwVsy

Sep 22nd

Could have used this in my last apartment. Figures AT&T would roll it out after I moved. Their...

Sep 22nd

Cool link of the morning - Inside a MAcintosh Portable, 20 years later. Look at this while fondling...

Sep 22nd

Join me on Gowalla and have a little location-based fun! http://tinyurl.com/lq7f8z

Sep 22nd

I’m at UMKC IS in Kansas City, MO http://gowal.la/s/8Tn

Sep 22nd

Imma let you finish driving this into the ground after I push these fondue forks into my eyes,...

Sep 22nd

RT @zepfhyr: http://bit.ly/ngjD — @jpar0 You need to be aware of this. OH. MY. FUCK....

Sep 22nd

Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: The Beatles - 71. Ben Folds Five - 54. Guster - 42....

Sep 22nd

Previous tweet was RT @hotdogsladies.

Sep 22nd

When the aliens come and they demand to see proof of our ability to transcend the pettiness of war...

Sep 20th

We’ll pop THE POWER OF LOVE onto the PA and the moment those first chords strike we shall be...

Sep 20th

Ever since 3.1, my iPhone 3G has been as unreliable as the AT&T service itself. Seeing...

Sep 20th

Clean restore and STILL it misbehaves. Most of these folks are whiny bitches, but damn if I’m...

Sep 20th

Tired of effing w/ my iPhone tonight. Time to attempt an install of STAR WARS: GALACTIC...

Sep 20th

I love iTunes 9, though. That’s been working like a charm, and Home Sharing rocks my socks! I...

Sep 20th

(Figured I should do something other than gripe about my beloved fruit company)

Sep 20th

Ew.com discusses (and has a clip of) the new @benjaminfolds track written w/ Nick Hornby about Levi...

Sep 19th

A year ago today I was in Chapel Hill, NC to witness the reunion of my favorite band - Ben Folds...

Sep 19th

Gotta do another recert test. If I don’t post my results, it’s only because they...

Sep 19th

Listening to Ben Folds - Fred Jones Part 2 http://qstat.us/sf5

Sep 19th

A respectable 92% on this one. Not as good as yesterday, but still not a bad showing.

Sep 19th

qStatus kicks ass. http://twitpic.com/i6842

Sep 19th

Last post about this, I swear… It was just such a magical night last year, and something...

Sep 19th

Fantastic memory. RT @allisoncc http://twitpic.com/i7bot

Sep 19th

I was in Chapel Hill a year ago today @ the Ben Folds Five reunion. Amazing day, filled w/ cool...

Sep 19th

Setting up the other side of the office and jamming to Ben Folds Five - Narcolepsy...

Sep 19th

I just fucked the words up… Like my grandma. Regrets. Regrets. So many regrets.

Sep 19th

Superior cast breathes new life into stage thriller ‘I’ll Be Back Before Midnight’...

Sep 18th

This makes me sadder than Michael Jackson dying. http://tinyurl.com/ngsog4

Sep 18th

UMKC has some pretty cool stuff in campus, including the Toy and Miniture Museum. Check it out....

Sep 18th

I’m about to get my Toy and Miniture Museum on…

Sep 18th

Lawyer. Community Organizer. Senator. Jedi. http://twitpic.com/i1zdt

Sep 18th

Not bad. http://twitpic.com/i33ao

Sep 18th

All the comforts of home… http://twitpic.com/i4dme

Sep 18th

Stephen King: Glenn Beck is “Satan’s mentally challenged younger brother.”

Sep 18th

A steal at $450. http://bit.ly/hVSwO

Sep 17th

needs to solve a bed problem, STAT.

Sep 17th

Politicly incorrect? Check. Hilarious? You betcha. http://tinyurl.com/l4lqta

Sep 17th

Dear M$ Office - How many updates does it take to make you just flipping work?!?!?

Sep 15th

Listening to Ben Folds - Effington http://qtwt.us/22m

Sep 15th

Can the move just be over now, please?!?

Sep 15th

Time Warner takes twenty minutes to pull money out of your account but 2-3 weeks to refund it....

Sep 15th

Hm. @floridavacations is now following me. I wonder how they knew of my secret Jan. plans?

Sep 15th

Stay Gold, Pony Boy… Stay Gold.

Sep 15th

RT @KanyeWest YO PATRICK SWAYZE I KNO U JUST DIED AND ALL & IMA LET U FINISH BUT MICHAEL...

Sep 15th

Busy day thus far. No time for love, Dr Jones.

Sep 15th

I adore the automatically add to iTunes folder. Thanks, iTunes 9!

Sep 15th

The lonely trumpet player in the bowels of Oak St should work harder on happy notes and stop being...

Sep 15th

That wasa lie, by the way. My father’s quite alive and in no way dependent on alcohol for...

Sep 15th

Indeed. http://twitpic.com/hm0bl

Sep 14th

Nothing like being able to walk through a store and e left totally alone. Sony Style FTL.

Sep 14th

Is that three pounds of bacon in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? http://bit.ly/4pZy9O

Sep 14th

Please buy my television. http://bit.ly/9svN

Sep 14th

This is the greatest handbag in the world. http://twitpic.com/howde

Sep 14th

Am I the only guy not watching the VMAs? Well, given the number of YouTube links posted ,...

Sep 14th

Making snowmen… I’m actually getting excited for winter. http://twitpic.com/ho7cq

Sep 14th

Missing my first Quarterly Apple meeting in a loooong time. Hope there’s great food, CCP pals!

Sep 14th

Checking out a sweet new Twitter app while I wait for V after her show. Love it so far, but...

Sep 13th

Very vocal audience tonight at the Heartland. Comicly so. http://bit.ly/z7Emq

Sep 13th

Listening to The Beatles - What Goes On http://qtwt.us/82l

Sep 13th

A song about Rivers’ days in HS, the same HS my sister went to. Listening to Weezer - Mykel...

Sep 13th

Testing out the camera feature on qTwitter… http://twitpic.com/hecas

Sep 13th

Holy shit! The line at Panera is redunk! I just want a nummy breakfast treat. Is that too much to...

Sep 13th

http://www.joewilsonisyourpreexistingcondition.com/

Sep 13th

RT @FleurFolds: http://twitpic.com/hh7oo - A very happy birthday @benjaminfolds!

Sep 13th

Dude, you’ve got a little something on your nose. http://twitpic.com/hgja5

Sep 13th

About to tie the bed to the roof of my car. Wish me luck.

Sep 13th

Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: Ben Folds - 50. The Beatles - 48. Bob Dylan - 39. http://bit.ly/QcDfU

Sep 13th

Oh sweet baby Jesus in a basket on a stoop this is good Mongolian BBQ!

Sep 13th

Mom took a photo of mine and turned it into a product for her VALar line. http://twitpic.com/hiqsq...

Sep 13th

I am selling my 65” TV. No unreasonable offer will be refused! Also, I have a free sofa and...

Sep 13th

You’re literally the only person on Earth w/ any need for OS 9, & no, I’m not going...

Sep 12th

All the leaves are brown and the sky is gray… Wait, neither of those statements are true, I...

Sep 12th

What a surprise… My first full day as an #AT&T DSL customer and I’m on hold with...

Sep 12th

Playing with Genius Mixes… So far it’s pretty effing rad. I told you iTunes 9 was the...

Sep 12th

Oh you’ve gotta be kidding me! Seriously!?!? They’ll bus kids to Dallas for G Dubb but...

Sep 12th

I refuse to dumb down your system by installing 10.4 on it. Cuddles, jpar

Sep 12th

Also, I need a flipping haircut. STAT.

Sep 12th

It’s official - I’m Staff. Awesome. Also, I use the nice locker room at the gym....

Sep 12th

If you own a pickup and will let me load stuff into it Sat morning around 11am, you won’t have...

Sep 12th

OH MY GOD THEY FINALLY LISTENED AND GOT RID OF ALL THE CRAP I HATE ABOUT FB!!!!!...

Sep 12th

The Beatles mono remasters are premium, grade A sexy. ONE CHANNEL TO RULE THEM ALL!

Sep 12th

I have a feeling the Beatles announcement got derailed somehow. This just didn’t seem big...

Sep 10th

I gotta say, I’m quite anxious to get my mitts on the new iTunes, but the rest of...

Sep 10th

RT @rezilla: Dicks Sporting Goods is refusing to sell Michael Vick jerseys. Thank them at (877)...

Sep 10th

Anyone got a pickup and free Friday morning?

Sep 10th

Hey OU fans, did you see this awesomesauce at your game? http://twitpic.com/gyooo #microsoftfail

Sep 9th

WANT. It’s only $50 and goes on sale at noon today. http://twitpic.com/gyom9

Sep 9th

Thanks for teaching me so much, for touching my life, & for your friendship. Here’s to the...

Sep 9th

Out on DVD today from #criterion, and I want it quite a bit - The Human Condition....

Sep 9th

Quentin Tarantino announced that his next project will be an homage to his favorite director:...

Sep 9th

RT @hotdogsladies: These crisp, clear mono mix makes it easier than ever to hear Ringo being...

Sep 9th

So there’s an AT&T DSL modem on my doorstep even though four agents told me AT&T...

Sep 9th

They’re just scared because he’s black. #theuglytruththatitisnotaboutsocialism

Sep 9th

YIPPIE! #guster has posted a show from ‘00, when they played songs like Great Escape! Come on...

Sep 9th

Thanks to Tweetie, I can show you exacty where my least favorite stoplight is located....

Sep 9th

Unused poster art for INGLORIOUS BASTERDS. I hope this is used for the Blu-Ray....

Sep 8th

Buy my TV because I don’t wanna move it, nor will I have space for it. http://bit.ly/9svN Same...

Sep 8th

The fuckbag who overtipped himself is working at #Scooter’s today. I’ll be sure to check...

Sep 8th

Found in the back of the old closet while cleaning it out for my move: Jesustext....

Sep 8th

All his life he’d searched for someone who believed cleanliness was paramount, & she was...

Sep 8th

Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: Guster - 52. Ben Folds - 51. The Beatles - 32. http://bit.ly/QcDfU

Sep 6th

Of you have kitties (or any other sort of animal) I highly reccomend Dearborn Animal Clinic in...

Sep 6th

Wow. Don Pardo retired. My Saturdays will never be the same.

Sep 6th

There are 2 hyper, trembling hairless doggies making a racket, which does nothing to calm feral...

Sep 6th

Last time for a long while, I promise! http://bit.ly/2IcDRy http://twitpic.com/gkxup

Sep 6th

Pomp to the the vet, moving some boxes, & hopefully working towards rectifying a series of...

Sep 6th

Yes, UMKC internet services are running a little wonky at the moment. The proper folks are aware and...

Sep 6th

Two hours of sleep. Crap.

Sep 5th

Hello three day weekend. You look nice.

Sep 5th

Don’t have enough Facebook friends or Twitter followers? Don’t worry, there’s a...

Sep 5th

Any of my Apple peeps care to hook a brother up w/ an EPP on an Airport Extreme Base Station?

Sep 5th

Spoilers ahead: http://twitpic.com/gjapn

Sep 5th

HILARIOUS! RT @brockmasterson: IT’S OFFICIAL! @topherg’s debut album drops this Tuesday...

Sep 4th

So #AT&T doesn’t think my new address exists, so no über high-speed for us. Guess...

Sep 4th

Time to step up & do me a favor. Ben Harper lost all music gear he owns in a robbery. Help:...

Sep 4th

Best. Website. Ever. http://peopleofwalmart.com/

Sep 4th

I believe no one named Justin should have to pay taxes or go unlaid. Please retweet this if you feel...

Sep 4th

Going to catch DISTRICT 9 tonight sober. I’m hoping it will be the flick everyone says it is...

Sep 4th

Lunchtime pushups complete. Lunchtime eating complete. Ordered internet for the new place....

Sep 4th

Lulu’s for dinner! NOM! http://bit.ly/1HLMIj

Sep 4th

Where’s the funhouse this year? The fairground’s deserted and the skies don’t seem...

Sep 3rd

1st tweet from inside the new digs. Just doing some cleaning tonight. No major moving stuff will...

Sep 3rd

For those wondering, it was #Scooter’s on the Plaza where the server gave themselves an extra...

Sep 3rd

I just learned how to use our huge hard drive eraser! I call him Erasie.

Sep 3rd

Someone found a Chupacabra!!! http://tinyurl.com/mtspqp

Sep 3rd

Here’s the kitchen! I can’t wait to start cooking in here! http://twitpic.com/g5vn8

Sep 3rd

Pictures of the new home. Moving in will begin shortly. http://tinyurl.com/nvmczh

Sep 3rd

Apple made the best device in the history of mankind and married it to a troglodyte of a carrier....

Sep 3rd

This is floating around the internet today, and it makes me giggle. http://twitpic.com/g7lov

Sep 3rd

Just remembered Steve Jobs effectively owns Disney thanks to Pixar. So I’m okay with him...

Sep 3rd

Disney to BUY Marvel http://bit.ly/GAvTv //www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN3143303120090831

Sep 1st

Ponyo - On A Boat! http://tinyurl.com/m94bqj

Sep 1st

I really wish MobileMe would allow to pick and choose which system preferences I sync.

Sep 1st

Someone stole my bike. My broken bike. Joke’s on them. Asshats.

Sep 1st

In addition to Snow Leopard, I got another new Mac toy at work today. http://twitpic.com/g0fog

Sep 1st

More on the news rocking my world this Monday morning. http://tinyurl.com/nghc8f

Sep 1st

And for all the fanboys freaking out over a big company like Disney owning a comic publisher - Time...

Sep 1st

We’ve had this appointment for a week now and when I show up you’re ill prepped &...

Sep 1st

What the Disney/Marvel deal means for properties still in development: http://bit.ly/1652SP. Best...

Sep 1st

This is the longest eight minutes of my life. I’m pretty site it’s been going on for...

Sep 1st

I had my bike stolen yesterday and now I’ve discovered a barista gave himself a very nice tip...

Sep 1st